Polygamy

Day 76.

I am grateful for the minds of three year olds.

Dylan: Noah is going to be the daddy of my children.
Me: Well, that doesn't really work. You can't marry your brother.
Dylan: Ok, I'm going to marry YOU, mommy.
Me: Actually, you can't marry family at all.
Dylan: No, I'm going to marry daddy.
Me: Again, family.
Dylan: Ok, my children's daddy is going to be named Joe.
Me: That's interesting. Maybe you can just wait and find out who you want to marry later.
Dylan: No, but I want to marry Grandma Cindy.
(again with the family members! I gave up on that aspect...)
Me: Usually girls marry boys.
Dylan: Ok, I want to marry Grandpa Clark.
Me: He already has a wife.
Dylan (really excited - like she totally figured it out!): Maybe I can be another wife!! I can be part of their family!

I just dropped it.